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  • If you are Barbara Streisand and typed the candidate's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (Dean)
  • To check your Democrat's Candidate settings, click the Elections menu, and then click Presidential Candidate Options. On the National Security tab, click Highest Priority. The settings should match those provided by your electorate.
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  • The US Constitution requires your candidate acquire 270 electoral votes to win the Presidency. Click the Panic menu and then click About US election laws to determine how best to elect the Party's candidate within the legal framework of the US Constitution.
  • If you are a "Progressive" hoping the Party moves to the left, Click the Tools menu, and then click on Hollywood Influence. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the "Ignorant Bloviating" section and check settings for your Party's current orientation.
  • If you are a "New Democrat" hoping that the Party moves to the center, Click the Tools menu, and then click on Minority Wing. On the Settings tab, scroll to the "Head in the Sand" section and click on "Whistling past the Graveyard".
  • Click the Cigar button if you have a candidate that wants to appear tough on critical National Security issues like loose-lipped interns, Balkan peacekeeping or Hatian rulers.


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